Flying to Halifax tomorrow, for a five day givenofuckathon

Called my rental company. Cancelled my mid size snore mobile. Asked for extreme economy.

"Sir, are you ok?"

"Yes, I am fine and acting of my own free will. What do you have?"

"Well, and I'm not sure you are, but we have sparks and mirages"

"*heavy breathing* Miraaaaaage"

"Uh, ok. We'll have one waiting for you. Thanks for calling Avis. Press the star key if you need us to send help or are under duress, please-please press the star key, sir. Nobody wants one of those"

So....

Expect a proper review of the Mirage some time next week. None of this buff book shit.