So Jezebel made a "map of bros". I figured that us Oppos should make a graphic of the factions of Jalopnik.
Here are the ones I can think of (and examples of their "members)
Wagon Mafia:Automatch Tom and 25% of Jalopnik
Porschephiles: Travis Okulski, Stef Schrader, Noah the Porsche Guy,etc
Water boys (VW fans): Jason Torchinsky, Red MK VI.
Pedantists who have differing opinions than the norm: Victorious Secret and yours truly (BECAUSE I LIKE THE COUNTRYMAN JCW DAMMIT)
Can you guys think of anymore?