Dear Matt,

I feel like I can call you Matt because you and me are so alike. I'd like to meet you one day, it would be great to have a blog. I know I can't write as fast as you but I think you'd be impressed with my speed. I love your hair, you write fast. Did you have a good relationship with your father? Me neither. These are all things we can talk about and more. I know you have no been getting my letters because I know you would write back if you did. I hope you write back this time, and we can become good friends. I am sure our relationship would be a real fast lap!

-Everyone on Oppo asking for a sub-blog