CPOCP: Clownshoe Edition

We all love the clownshoe here, but some loves can't be justified. Sometimes love costs too much. Sometimes, love is a crack pipe.

Here we have a 2000 BMW M Coupé. It's the funky looking creation that Bavarian engineers dreamed up on their off hours. It's got the gut and meat of the M3, but packaged in to an Altoid's can.

CPOCP: Clownshoe Edition

This particular car has 146,000 miles on its M3 3.2 Inline 6; mind you this is a 2000 model, so it doesn't have the E46's engine, it has the E36's heart. It's also got heavy cracks, scuffs, and scratches in the front valance, but it does have a clear bra to protect from bugs, so now worries. It's also got hazed out headlights, numerous dents in its boring (personal) silver finish.

And as anyone in the market for a German car would expect, it has its fair share of electronic calamities, such as a sunroof that won't open, window motors that are slow, and a broken hatch lock.

CPOCP: Clownshoe Edition

And to take on all of this, you must pay $16,000.

No thanks.

CPOCP: Clownshoe Edition

CPOCP: Clownshoe Edition

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