Time to take everyone favorite car advice for the elderly magazine, and toaster reviews for people who have't heard of the Internet to the farm in the country. For this insanity:

The Crosstour will make you cross-eyed. The sedan/SUV's swoopy styling looks nice, but it cuts visibility and cargo space.

"Swoopy Styling" "Looks Nice" OMGWTFBBQ! Seriously, one of the uglist most mocked car designs since the Pontiac Aztek has its looks listed as a plus? Look at that hideous design and the hideous color- this is what Consumer Reports thinks is stylish.

Consumer Reports has completely lost touch with reality