Stupid Hypotheticals - Ultimate Opparty

You're, like, stupid rich. Like, you're so rich that when people as you how rich you are you say that you don't know because you can't count beyond eleventy-billions. You're so rich that you buy disposable banks. You're so rich, but you're also not an asswad and you, like, are all charitable and shit. So you're throwing this big event for people who're Opponauts and even some Jalops too, and there's virtually no limit to what you can make happen save the boundaries of like, you know, reasonable logic - I don't think any amount of money is going to let you, like, abuse basic human rights or compromise, like, national security or what... but yeah. What's your party look like?