Hello, how are you this fine rainy day? Did you lick a pole on the subway on your way to school or work this morning? It's impossible to keep yourself or your car free of sneaky microbes. Ah, it's no wonder microbiologists spend more time in public places than in a laboratory.
We all know that the public is a giant petri dish and it's beyond our control. The public would be cleaner if people cleaned up after themselves. But nooo, it's too much of a hassle for them. Let's point and laugh at the people who lack the decency to clean up after themselves by finding the DIRTIEST thing in the public.
Would you lick a petrol pump handle at a busy petrol bunker if your friends dared you? Yes? Oh dear. It's been scientifically proven many times that petrol pump handles are dirtier than a toilet seat in a public loo. Hundreds of people touch the same handle every day, day after day and go along with their business without bothering to wash their hands. Have you ever looked at the thick, sticky layer of grime on a petrol pump handle up close? Ugh. Thankfully, there are forecourt attendants who are paid to refill our tank for us.
When it comes to cars in the public, what's the last thing you want to put your tongue on?