ATTENTION ALL PARENTS EVERYWHERE:

It's possible for guys to have female friends WITHOUT WANTING TO GET IN THEIR PANTS.

BELIEVE IT OR NOT SOME OF US CAN THINK WITH THE HEAD ON OUR SHOULDERS INSTEAD OF THE ONE IN OUR PANTS.

JUST CUZ YOU COULDN'T KEEP IT IN YOUR PANTS IN THE 80S DOESN'T MAKE ME PHYSICALLY INCAPABLE OF DOING SO

Sincerely,
A guy sick of being stereotyped as a horny sex addict

In a related note:

I'm pretty sure my generation is the first to think there's a problem with an 18 year old sleeping with a 14 year old.

90% of adults I've talked to either see no issue with that, or did it themselves.

But... ew. Like, that's a four year difference. For an 18 year old that's an age difference that's 22% of your entire life. For a 14 year old that's a difference that is 30% of their entire life.