Whenever I see people:

- drinking orange soda

- eating vanilla ice cream

- eating plain salty chips

- chewing plain minty chewing gum

- doing puzzles and watching golf for fun

- driving something, with good mpg, without giving a damn how it drives.....................

I think, wow, is this that normality thing, this person brags about? Is it contagious? I should stay away, I don't want to catch normality, myself.