Formula Oppo: The Monster Energy Grand Prix of Australia

Velcome to ze 8th round of Formula Oppo, ze premier fantasy Formula 1 racing game of Oppositelock. It's time to grab a handful of Vienna sausages, a pitcher of Stiegl (Stiegl- It's gotta be a Stiegl), a pretzel, and your lucky pair of lederhosen to make your picks and enjoy some fine racing.

Formula Oppo: The Monster Energy Grand Prix of Australia

Last time out, no one saw coming, Ricciardo won the race over the crippled merc of Rosberg and Vettel in third.

In Australia, a newly rebuilt track was made by Red Bull. The track is owned by Red Bull. Two teams are owned by Red Bull. Will Red Bull also own the podium? Will Ferrari pull out of F1 after suffering from erectile dysfunction? How will Mercedes's Silver Arrows hold up? Will we finally see a show down between Green Arrow and Thea Queen in season 3 of Arrow? Will Massa suffer from another crash? Will Maldonado cause the first death in an F1 race since Senna? Will BASF use Ricciardo's teeth as a new standard of white? Why is there a statue of the Red Bull going through the St. Louis Arch? What does it mean? Is the bull secretly a mech that Adrian Newey designed to fight Godzilla? Is this not the creepiest picture of Adrian Newey?

Formula Oppo: The Monster Energy Grand Prix of Australia

Here are ze drivers for ze racing:

Sebastian Vettel- Red Bull

Daniel Ricciardo- Red Bull

Max Chilton- Marussia

Jules Bianchi- Marussia

Nico Rosberg- Mercedes

Lewis Hamilton- Mercedes

Kimi Räikkönen- Ferrari

Fernando Alonso- Ferrari

Romain Grosjean- Lotus

Pastor Maldonado- Lotus

Marcus Ericsson- Caterham

Kamui Kobayashi- Caterham

Sergio Perez- Force India

Nico Hulkenberg- Force India

Felipe Massa- Williams

Valtteri Bottas- Williams

Kevin Magnussen- McLaren

Jenson Button- McLaren

Esteban Gutierrez- Sauber

Adrian Sutil- Sauber

Jean-Eric Vergne- Toro Rosso

Daniil Kvyat- Toro Rosso

Formula Oppo: The Monster Energy Grand Prix of Australia

How I predict this race to go:

1. Lewis Hamilton

2. Nico Rosberg

3. Daniel Ricciardo

Q. Hamilton

Curse: Maldonado shall receive the curse of shitty beer!

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