Because I'm probably clinically insane.

#1 Dodge Avenger V6

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#2 Malibu SS

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#3 Jeep Patriot

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#4 Dodge Nitro w/ 4.0L V6

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#5 Mitsubishi Outlander Sport

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#6 Hummer H3

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#7 Saturn Vue Redline

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#8 Chevy Spark

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#9 Dodge Journey V6

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#10 Monte Carlo SS

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Now if you excuse me, I'll be hiding from most of you.