And it's been made into a touring car that takes kerbs on two wheels.

I mean, Ford fans need to find some way besides alcohol to drown their sorrow in.

And it even comes with one game!

The owner, Salomon “Samy” Bouzaglo could be facing deportation because of a rather sketchy past that he never declared on his US immigration papers. Oh, France and Germany hated him so much they barred him from re-entry.

HANS LEDWINKA SAYS DEAL WITH IT

I'm a sucker for British crime caper films, so someone recommended Layer Cake. I know it came out some time ago, but it is quite entertaining. In the film Daniel Craig drives a C5 RS6 Avant. Best movie car ever? Well...not quite but easily top 10.

Let's kick things off with a little Rainmaster, Todd, Bernie action where the latter gets a face full of celebration cake.

If only I had the monies...

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