Hypothetical situation coming at you....

You've been pulled over by the cops, but you have a horrible case of verbal Tourett's. You can only reply with things that you only dared think in your wildest GTA V fantasies...it is the wrong answer to the question "Do you know why I pulled you over?".....What did you say before he hauled your smart ass in? » 9/19/14 1:56am Today 1:56am

I love having an interesting beater vehicle.

I went for a quick grocery run on the scooter in all it's ratty fairingless glory, and upon coming back out one of a group of youths, who had been skateboarding in the parking lot, yelled out "Hey! Are mopeds fun to ride?" I forgave the slight error in two wheeled vehicle identification that separates a scooter from a… » 9/19/14 1:21am Today 1:21am